I stole your heart. I did. You even said it. No take-backs. And I’m holding it for ransom. I don’t want money. I want :
- 12 jars of Jelly Bellies
- art supplies
- iPod 5 (blue)
- iPhone 5 c (pink)
- footy pj’s
- Barbie cruise ship (you can find it on amazon)
- better upgrade on my blog!
- spy desk
- make up ( baby lips and blush)!!!
I want to get married before I’m 83 etc.
So if you want your heart back, go to Barns & Noble, meet the little girl in a purple and black polka dot dress, give her the stuff, she’ll perform the magic spell to give you your heart back. Do this by 4-20-14 or your heart stays with me. Do it by 4-25-14 or your heart go’s in flames. (not literally, Mom won’t let me turn on the burners and our fireplace wont flame up.)
E L:end of note
So this is the ransom note I’m sending my dad.
I hope he falls for this trick.
Oh man, dad I hope you can’t read through that line.
Oh no. I just gave him an idea.